I am thinking about putting a picture of my house and one of my customers. "Ours looks like this, because we spend all of our time making yours look like this." You might be a landscaper if your lawn mower is worth more than your car. You might be a landscaper if your girlfriend gets turned on by the combination smell of sweat, diesel, mulch, grass, etc. You might be a landscaper if you vacuum the carpet in your house so it has strips in it. (don't laugh, I am not the only one who has done that) You might be a landscaper if Play Boy and Turf come in the mail on the same day and you read Turf first.