You might be a redneck!!!

Discussion in 'Original Pictures Forum' started by CNE, May 17, 2004.

  1. Wells

    Wells LawnSite Member
    from SLC UT
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    Redneck Ashtray

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  2. Wells

    Wells LawnSite Member
    from SLC UT
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    Redneck night at the gym..

    These might actually be Bobbygedds. Not quite sure.

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  3. CamLand

    CamLand LawnSite Bronze Member
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    y uz makken fun of uz??;) ;)

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  4. lamarbur

    lamarbur LawnSite Member
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    redneck

    A redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's still wriggling what should I do?''

    "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

    The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

    "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

    "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
     
  5. Eric 1

    Eric 1 LawnSite Bronze Member
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    :eek: :laugh: :laugh: Thats the best one I've herd in a while.


    The guys up north may not get it though.
     
  6. lamarbur

    lamarbur LawnSite Member
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    what do you mean, guys up north? I'm 100 ft from the Massachusetts state line and living in CT, I believe I got it..
     
  7. dzs1945

    dzs1945 LawnSite Member
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    wyadda ya meen? we fourgot mour jokes then youns ever heard
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  8. D Felix

    D Felix LawnSite Bronze Member
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    Not quite a redneck picture, but still funny......

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  9. D Felix

    D Felix LawnSite Bronze Member
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    Could fall under the heading of redneck.

    An actual ad from a local paper. Haven't seen it recently though.:D


    Dan

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  10. broken leg

    broken leg LawnSite Senior Member
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    Redneck LCO in action. It has cruse, tiltwheel and lumbar seat.

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