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Discussion in 'Original Pictures Forum' started by CNE, May 17, 2004.
Redneck night at the gym..
These might actually be Bobbygedds. Not quite sure.
y uz makken fun of uz??
A redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's still wriggling what should I do?''
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
Thats the best one I've herd in a while.
The guys up north may not get it though.
what do you mean, guys up north? I'm 100 ft from the Massachusetts state line and living in CT, I believe I got it..
wyadda ya meen? we fourgot mour jokes then youns ever heard
Not quite a redneck picture, but still funny......
Could fall under the heading of redneck.
An actual ad from a local paper. Haven't seen it recently though.
Redneck LCO in action. It has cruse, tiltwheel and lumbar seat.