For those that didn't read my thread about the broken foot before, I broke my foot by missing the bottom stair in my house on a Sunday morning, heading out to get caught up on some projects.
It's a house that I've lived in for 30 years, you would have thought I would know there are 7 steps, not just 6 by now.
Anyways, I'm posting it for the guys that think because they don't do "extreme sports" or "do safe things" so they don't get injured, you'd better hope you live in a rambler, not a split level house.
For that matter, just stay in bed. Or, wait, you never know when the poop chuck is going to fall off an airplane and land in your bed, don't stay in bed either.