Take this for what it's worth. Someone of you will and the rest will just continue to cry.
This is how we run our shop, as do most.
Criteria...
1)Purchased the machine from us, PAY YOUR BILLS, pick up the machine when it's done (not ***** you need it ASAP and then it sits here for 2 weeks), and have a good personality and attitude....anything that doesn't involve ordering odd ball parts or major parts is usually turned around in 2-3 business days.
If it is a newer machine under warranty, or you are a regular, loyal customer, I dont' mind pulling a tech off a job for a quick fix, however, expect to pay for it....... some guys think 'cause it took 10 minutes, they can pull away without a bill and don't understand why they should be billed a minimum labor charge. REALLY? At that point, you really don't understand what I just did for you and I'll never do it again. Paying a half hour labor to not have to leave the machine for 2-3 days isn't a fair deal when I just pulled a guy off a job that another guy has waited 3 days for?
2) Machine wasn't purchased here, bad with payments, leave machine here after it's finished for days on end, complain about price, jump from one dealer to another, and most importantly, a really crappy attitude and personality..... usually 2-3 days at a minimum because I may not have parts for that brand because we arent' a dealer, or I have other criteria 1 customers that I will put ahead of you.
The bribes sometime work, however if you are a good customer, it's not necessary, although appreciated.
This is the stuff that annoys dealers...
1)Tell them you needs something ASAP, and then it's done and sits there and we have to call you numberous times. Telling you right off the bat, there will never be a rush repair for you again.
2)Bounce a check
3)Show up with a piece of equipment you bought from another dealer complaining about the equipment and that dealer's service and attitude. So we take care of you to try and win over your business only to have you show up down the road with the same scenario. Guess what happens then....haha.
4)Drop something off and call 3 times a day asking if it's done....tying everyone up on the phone.
5) Employ a crew that is careless and destructive and then have the nerve to accuse the dealer of selling you junk or not knowing how to fix the machines because they keep breaking. They aren't breaking, they are GETTING BROKEN, by your guys.