1) no am not interested in your bi-weekly cut... that is up to my ankles every time i come. 2) Yes i just charged you 4x as much as i bought your material for...Ask me if i care! 3) You drive a Bentley but you cant pay your lawn bill.... I dont understand you! 4) (My Neighbor does this) You Get your lawn Fertilized twice a month..So its VERY LONG. And you cut it once a Month. 5) I would love it if you could have your children pick up these D#$% toys so i dont End up shooting another plastic shovel at my Enclosed trailer. 6) I Know you give me a dirty look every time i pull up and drink water out of your water hose! 7) Dont tell me the check is on the front door. Then when i get there tell me you're half an hour away. 8) DO NOT WATER YOUR LAWN THE DAY YOU KNOW WE'RE COMING. 9) Dont call me and ask me where i am or if im still coming after 2 days of Full on rain! -Do not ask me to skip though my route so you and your wife can eat dinner on the deck tonight! 10) -Do not call my phone and EXPECT a call back without leaving a message -Do not keep calling my phone if i dont answer.