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42 days till spring

Littleriver1

LawnSite Senior Member
Location
Central Va.
Separating you from your money is why I am here
Making yards green is not what it appears
Put down fertilizer just like your doggie
Open your wallet and get my huggie
Turn on the sprinklers turn up the pressure
One third of you grass I’ll take with great pleasure
All the posies red, yellow and white
Let go of that dollar you’re holding too tight
We work so hard, hide from the sun
That sweet little blond her mascara will run
We shovel your mulch we dig in your dirt
Write that check I’m sure it won’t hurt
We bag the leaves we bag the grass
Watch my helper while I sit on my ass
We sweep the walk and leave it so clean
Over in the shade is where I will lean
Your children are stupid and they are dumb
I’ll have there tuition before I am done
You sit on the deck sipping ice tea
I’m over in the bushes taking a pee
I measured the yard and the irrigation is charted
I’m in the 250 my helper just farted
Prices come easy some are so hard
I’ll give you a call here is my card
You’re on the balcony and watching the sun set
At my shop chugging beer I’m loosing a bet
Some are happy with little some with a lot
Only God knows who is and who’s not
I saw a little scrub and a big one too
Think I should tell them the money they blew?
I wish them happiness and some success
This business is tuff and with such stress
The banker just called the credit is due
I just quit smoking pass me a brew
The wife is screaming the kids need new shoes
All that was green is turning to blues
Hang tuff, be strong and standing tall
I love what I do and I’m having a ball
If the sun would just shine I’m sure it will happen
Is there a knock at the door or just the raven tappin?
The end of these sayings never will be
Some new comer is here his problems we’ll see
Help him we can help him we must
Before it is over we’ll all be just dust
Don’t take yourself serious
Crack one open with us
God bless the one to whom I flipped the bird today
 
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