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A proposal for Hardworking Poorman and Bobby Gedd

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by mbricker, Oct 7, 2004.

  1. mbricker

    mbricker LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 505

    Has everyone heard about the "Wife-swap" show on TV?

    No, I am not going to suggest Danny and Bobby swap wives. But I think Bobby and Danny should swap territories for a year.

    Danny will actually get to earn a decent living for a change, and his new customers (Bobby's current customers) will have a chance to see what "service" actually can mean.

    Bobby, on the other hand, will find out what life is like where no one has ever heard of Bobalmighty. Be sure and take your shovel, Bobby.

    Then after the year is up, they can return to their original states. Danny will find his customers have become genuinely appreciative of him. Bobby will find that he now has to act like he gives a d@mn, because his customers have learned that the Bobby way is NOT the only way.
  2. rodfather

    rodfather LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 9,501

    Only way bobby would go is if there is a track near by and he can still go fishing. I know for a fact he can't be without his ponies.
  3. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
    from NJ
    Messages: 10,178

    hmmm, interesting. where is danny from again? if i'm gonna be away for a year, i'll need some basic necesities. i'll need access to tidal waters. i'll need access to a liquor store, bbq grill, simulcast facility, entertainment (preferably a shot and beer type tavern) and i'll need a case of condoms (size extra small please, the regular ones always fall off as soon as i put them on). that should do it. question is, after danny is here a year, my customers may not want me anymore, but will my wife?
  4. Mark McC

    Mark McC LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,565

    Somebody call Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd. Who gets to wheel around on the furniture dolly pretending to be crippled and blind, Danny or Bobby?
  5. QualityLawnCare4u

    QualityLawnCare4u LawnSite Gold Member
    Messages: 3,758

    Thanks Mark, I always wanted to be on television and make big bucks!

  6. QualityLawnCare4u

    QualityLawnCare4u LawnSite Gold Member
    Messages: 3,758

    Bobby, we have no shortage of liquor stores or grills, this is redneck city. Jeff Foxworthy is considered a city boy around here. Dont know if you can handle the old lady or not, has had menopause for 6 years :cry:

  7. proenterprises

    proenterprises LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,296

    im game, lets see it.
  8. QualityLawnCare4u

    QualityLawnCare4u LawnSite Gold Member
    Messages: 3,758

    Mbricker, Im not really all that nice, LOL, actually I really do believe in trying your best to be polite even when dealing with a first class pita. Last few months my kindness has gone by the wayside. Maybe Bobby is on to something, the 2AM visits, the shovel, not showing up for 3 weeks with no explanation, hey, some of this sounds good but its just not me...yet

  9. Sneaky

    Sneaky LawnSite Member
    Messages: 58

    The only thing Bobby will need a shovel for is to dig his own grave when he comes knocking on some doors at 2am around these parts. LOL.
  10. Bolts Indus.

    Bolts Indus. LawnSite Member
    Messages: 42

    I can't resist.
    Bobby you are a arrogant son of a b****. But my experience tells me although your customers hate you for it, they can't divorce themseleves from you. Contrary as it seems, I believe it works.

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