account names

Discussion in 'General Industry Discussions' started by Brendan Smith, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Brendan Smith

    Brendan Smith LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,195

    the pita thread made me think of this. what nicknames do you have for your accounts? here are some of mine:
    iwo jima guy - (was at pearl harbor when bombed, then fought through the pacific theatre until wounded the last time at iwo. really cool guy to talk to)

    charity lady
    pill lady
    dr. fu**stick (play on his name)
    resort (lots of palms)
    junk man (supplies scrap steel to local steel mill)
    father and son (2 gay guys who swear they are father and son)
    hot daughter #1
    hot daughter #2
    hot daughter's mom
    mrs milfy
    lawyer boy
    mr pole-in-ak (play on name)

    there are more, but you get the gist. what are yours?
  2. CutInEdge Lawn Care

    CutInEdge Lawn Care LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 677

    Well with 127 accounts I can't ever recall giving any of my clients nicknames. I do feel that through the years a few have probably came up with a few for me though.
  3. hughmcjr

    hughmcjr LawnSite Member
    from Oregon
    Messages: 183

    Funny we have nick names too, but more for where they are located. One customer we call Buena Vista, spanish for good view.

    Interesting, I too have a customer about 85 years old who was at Pearl Harbor. The customer that I have said a huge amount of survivors of pearl harbor, about 100 or so a day are dying. He is a great guy to talk to informative and worldly. Bet they might have even met before.
  4. Brendan Smith

    Brendan Smith LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,195

    the part about them dying is true. iwo guy told me that there used to be 4-500 members of his batallion at the reunions when they began in the early 70's, now there are 20-30. "the greatest generation" is disappearing before our eyes.
  5. rodfather

    rodfather LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 9,501

    Toy World 1
    Toy World 2
    Toy World 3
    Would Do Her in a NY Minute
    Bob's House (name of the yellow lab the customer's have)
    Tag Team (divorced milf and 2 daughters are smokin')
    Budweiser Farm (they have Clydesdales)
  6. westwind

    westwind LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 444

    china man, china woman, horse lady, fab-5, crazy texas lady, arizona woman, bluff house, just to name a few. Ha Ha. 220 accts. have to make some of them stand out.
  7. richallseasons

    richallseasons LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 479

    leather jacket man , crazy naked dude , pothouse , bitchzilla 's world
  8. stuie

    stuie LawnSite Member
    Messages: 206

    The Boys (Mr and Mr married couple)
  9. topsites

    topsites LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 21,653

    I hear you, this is a practice I am glad escapes me, thou I've known Lco's who do this, I just use whichever name (first or last, usually last) is easiest to ID for me.
  10. Equinox Lightscapes

    Equinox Lightscapes LawnSite Member
    from CT
    Messages: 15

    At a company I use to work for:

    The Desperate Housewife (she was hot!)
    The Mulch Natzis (tons of bed space)
    The Bit$$ (nuff said)
    Silicone Valley (wife with boob job)
    Big Red (Sean Casey's house)
    The Sh$$ Hole (the shop we ran the business out of)

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