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Discussion in 'General Industry Discussions' started by Brendan Smith, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. stuffdeer

    stuffdeer LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,613

    Jeff
    Ivan
    Penybacker
    Jan and Bob
    Guy with big red truck
    Kitty
    That one cornor house
    Etc.
     
  2. QualityLawnCare4u

    QualityLawnCare4u LawnSite Gold Member
    Messages: 3,758

    1) flower yard dude (looks like a nursery, tons of weedwhacking)

    2) always-a-b*tchin hag

    3) mortar shell yard (fulls of large holes)

    4) tightazz ( always wanting freebies everytime)

    5) hot pants (fine looking housewife who always wears tight shorts, my favorite)

    6) physco dude (this guy is a walking lunatic)

    7) yard from h*ll (good clients but a yard that is every LCOs nightmare)

    8) rattlesnake yard, (have killed at least a dozen in this yard in the 8 years Ive done it)

    9) ugly lady yard (this lady looks like the little creature off of star wars with the big ears)

    10) dog sh*t yard, (back yard full of dog ***)
     
  3. paponte

    paponte LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,366

    The mayor - Major pita biotch.
    Swamp house - Guy waters more than everyone on his block put together.
    Horse house - Stables
    Muscle man - Prof. body builder
    Jesus house - Long haired jack@ss
    hag's house - Old lady who ALWAYS has something to say
    boat house - Thinks the side of his house is a damn marina
    The hill - guys get stains in their drawers cutting this slope
    The forest - Can you say "Flowerbeds"
    The landfill - HUGE corner church on main road that people like to throw their garbage out on while passing by.

    Only ones I can think of off the top of my head.
     
  4. TURFLORD

    TURFLORD LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 834

    The usual expletives are applied accordingly.
     

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