Preface: Last week I received a call from a real estate agent seeking lawn service for 32 accounts. He sends me the location of each account and specifies how he wants most count every two weeks and a couple once a month. Now most of the accounts are located in poor areas. Which I really hate even going to because I know sooner or later i would get robbed or my gear stolen. And you know the yards are trashed because of the slobs that live there. I decided to come in at 1,902 per a month which boils down to 30.00 a cut. Please I would be responsible to do the hedges. Now these are small lots, but every two weeks would take extra time. Now I mailed him the estimate and didn't't receive anything..so i called him... Convo: Me: "Mr. King did you receive my E-mail with the estimate?" RSA: "Yes" Me: "What did you think" RSA: "A little to much for me, it's more than my current guy" Me: "If you don't mind me asking, what does your current guy charge you?" RSA:" Roughly 20 per account" PAUSE BY ME DUE TO THE FACT AN IDIOT WOULD DO IT FOR $20 Me: "So your telling me you want somebody cheaper" RSA: "YEP" Me: "WOW How about this deal... I'll pay you to mow your lawns because I love it and paying four dollars a gallon wakes me up in the morning... Thank you for waisting my time you cheap piece of sh^t"