Office phone rings this afternoon. Customer: "This is <name> at <address>. Your company treated 3 lawns in the neighborhood yesterday." Me: "Yes that is correct" Customer: "Your company drove a truck through my lawn" Me: "Uhhhhh....... what?????. I was the person doing the apps yesterday and I can assure you a truck was not driven on your property. There are curbs on your street. I think I would have known this." Customer: "Well there are tire tracks all through our lawn" Me: "Ahhhhhhhh.......you are seeing the tire tracks from the Permagreen spreader" Customer: "What?" Me: "The application equipment we used left tire tracks in your lawn. That happens all the time" You can wipe the spit off the screen now. This is no joke. Most bizarre call I've ever had.