I get a call for a cleanup, and monthly lawn maintenance to be done asap. So I go and do the estimate, and a red flag pops up instantly, car has plates with the Statue of Liberty on them. That means they pay in advance. I bid $100 to clean up the rathole, and $80 per month to mow it. I tell them they have to pay in advance, so they say can you come back and do it on monday, its a friday now. So i guess it wasnt that big of a hurry, since they didnt have the money then. So i tell them i will be back on monday, to have the $180. No problem. So i call monday am, and they say, come on over. So like an idiot i do. Finish up and go to get my money and she comes out with a crisp $100 bill. Says she will pay the $80 next week when i come to mow. Next week comes and call and call to verify she will be there, stop by and no awnser. A few more calls, no call back. So i call today, tell her that she owes for one cut and i will just send the bill to the owners of the house since its obvious she doenst pay her bills. And said I got the address for the owners of the property off the county database. She finally calls back, and says i never came to cut. I told her it was because she never paid me, so she canceled. I said i would send a bill to the address i got for the owners, evan though i know that "you people" dont pay your bills. A male voice comes on the phone and calls me a dumba$$ lawn mower and he knows what i look like and i dont know what he looks like so i better watch my back. I laughed and said what you going to do? He said im going to come down there and kick your ..... I laughed and said so your in new york with the person who is supposed to be here to pay me? How does that work? You had no intention of paying me you conartist!!! The new york accent really started to come out at that point. It was really worth the $25 to make him so mad. And yes, I BELEIVE BOBBYGEDD'S CUSTOMER STORIES.