here's another funny call i got today:him: " hello, bob, this is dave." me: " o, hi dave, how's it going?" him:" not good bob, my father has been calling me 10 times a day, he say's he has so many leaves, he can't get out his front door, you told me u would take care of it." me:" i will dave, but, we are very backed up." him: " well, what about tommorow?" me:" sorry dave, tommorow no good." him:" how bout thursday?" me:" ummm, dave, thursday is thanksgiving." him:" well, can't u do it before you eat." me:" no, sorry." him:" how bout friday?"(sounding a bit angry now. me:" yea, i'll be there friday, and since the township will pick them up, i'll just put them by the curb." him:" look, i dont care if u put them in them in the gdamn refrigerator, just get them away from the door!" CLICK!