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ok, as most of you know, because ive been "airing out my dirty laundry", ill be going full time lawn boy soon enough. well, i saw an opportunity today, and i jumped on it. while driving down the road, i see this lovely young lady killing herself, and her high grass, trying to cut it with a pushmower set at about an inch high. so, i say to myself, "thats my new lawn". plus, i wanted a closer look at her behind. so i stop, "good morning mam, please excuse me for not minding my own business, but as u can see, we cut grass for a living, can i give u some advice.?" she seems a little frightened and doesnt say a word, so i continue, " if u raise the height of the deck, you will have a much easier time cutting the lawn cus its high." she goes how do i do that. so hop out of the truck, she really looks scared now, and i show her the adjustments, and raise it for her. i say, "try that." and i start getting back in my truck. shes like, wait, dont go, i think i love you(no, i just made that part up), we start talkin, before u know it, im cuttin her every week, and...takin down a huge pine, for $700. call it begging, i dont care, i need the work
 

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Nothing wrong with drummin' up business(as long as it's legal) I helped a lady mow her lawn similar to what you did;come to find out she traveled a lot and was thinking of calling a lawn care company.One less phone call for her and one more client for me.She was trying to cut 8" of grass,it was kinda funny and I did feel sorry for her.We had a commercial business about 20 feet from her home so no travel time.
 

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That's fine Bobby

Best part is it didn't cost you any advertising or being the salesman to get the job.

You offered assistence to a person when they were the most vulnerable. Not like she wanted to cut grass. That was obvious by the fact it was so long.
 

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yep bobby, there is a plethora of 30 year old divorcees out there who would love a big strong man like you to come over and cut them weekly. Take advantage of what the market domegraphics are and prosper.
 

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Bobby,

I think you were more interested in HER than her LAWN.
But that's OK! ;)

You saw an opening and walked in........Way to Go :drinkup:
Glad to hear about the new account, and thanks for exposing us all to a new marketing technique.
 

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clifee, thats funny. actually, im more interested in the green(money) than the flesh. but, if she wants to throw in a "tip", well, id probly pull the asthma thing again.
 

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well, she was wearing white shorts, and from close up, u could see it had so much hair on it, you would think she should have a tail too.
 

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no man, im talkin, so hairy, its like when u try to wack real high weeds, and they get wrapped around the wacker head, and u have to stop and cut them loose. i thought she had a toupe on her butt
 
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