A while back we got a call from a client that wanted us to mow and edge his place. No problem, but this guy obviously sounded like he was on his second six-pack. This property was in a golfing community and as no one was home we just began to do the work, and had nearly completed the job when a guy playing golf out on the fairway suddenly walked over to us. Did my wife put you up to this? the guy asked. I was thinking that this guy was a real winner. Say what? I asked. Is this your place? He was looking as confused as I was, Yes, this is my place. Did my wife call you? Either the guy had a total brain lapse, or else Umm, youre mister so-and-so and you called us to have your yard mowed and edged Oh no, thats not me. I bought this house from him! Oye vey, we were sent to the wrong address. But at any rate, the guy that owned the house went ahead and paid us for doing his place I bet he probably told his wife, Honey, did you notice that I took your advice and didnt go golfing but took care of the lawn instead?