Get a call today to go out to take a look and do a plan and estimate for a new landscape install The lady's directions..Well we are BETWEEN road 400&RD 415..you know where that is?me yes Well Ya go about 5 miles down there.me where beginning at rd 400 5miles?yes..me that's only about a mile I think..her..well whatever anyway ya go about 5 miles tell ya see Sesame st and you turn on your left turn signal right then.. me OK..then you take a real sharp left there. .me on Sesame? her..no just PAST Sesame st..me ok.her..then you will be on either an asphalt road or a dirt road. .Ok then you find the dirt road(I am done asking questions of her as of now so remain silent) and ya go down there about 5 more miles.. Oh I forgot back on between 400 & 415 you have to go past the place with the big greenhouses..ya know it? me yes..Ok well ya have to go past those before you get to Sesame st..me OK..her..where was I? me we were going down the dirt road.. her..OH yeaa anyway ya go down tell ya see a green gate on the left side..me ok..her ..are you writing this down? me..yes...OK where was I again. .me green gate Oh yea ok well when you get to the green gate you will see a sign on it and my husband likes signs..it says buckle-up and watch-out.me..watch out for what? her..oh nothing my husband just likes signs..me ok ...so you need to stop kinda far back in front of the gateOK? cuz it swings out and you don't want it to hit you. me ok..well there is a code box on the gate and it is a codded electric gate..have you run worked those before? me..Yes I have(starting to wonder if this is going to be worth it or not) OK well the code is #6653484 ok?Are you writing this down..you need to write this down..me yes I assure you I am writing this all down and I repeat the code back to her. .her ok well ya keep giong another mile to the top of the hill where you will see a BIG stop sign..my husband love signs..and go right there..me ok. .THEN ya keep going tell ya see another gate and thats us.me ok do I need another code(following along well I think)her..no just press the butto on the left side..errr could be the right side..and it will open. But watch out cuz it opens out and your vehicle could get damaged. me..has that happened to you?her no but I don't want it to happen. (me thinking whell if your husband likes signs so much why not a "Gate opens OUT'' sign?)but I refrain from comment. her..ok so that will be 8822456 Tenyia Trail Road and we are right there.I have a dog loose but he won't bite you unless you run from him OK? And do you have references you could bring?me yes I will provide all of that when I come see ya friday unless there is snow then I will call and reschedule you OK her..OK Why me GoD???????