Alright, this is just a rough draft but tell me what you think. Dear Valued Customer, Due to the heavy amounts of rain and heat this season we will be instituting a new method of lawn care. Instead of hoping to cut and finding 2" to 3" of standing water on all our properties, we will be using handheld gas powered sprayers to delivery a strong dose of herbicide to your lawn. As an added benefit we will not be charging any extra for this service. All contracts will remain priced the same. You will still receive your monthly billing statement and we will continue weekly services. There are also plans being made to offer this service in bedding areas and on all shrubs pricing has yet to be determined. We thank you for your patronage and hope this will cause no inconvenience. Sincerely, Reg P.S. please feel free to stop by and have a drink as this should greatly increase our efficiency and allow more time for ice cold consumption. Well, what do you think? I think this could be a real money maker!!!!!