i was just thinking about some of the weirdos iv'e dealt with. this happened a few years back when i first started. maybe my 3 rd year in business. she calls from a referel, wants the grass cut and ferted. sure. so i go over, collect my $50 in advance cus she's gonna take a nap. i took my toro push mower, and cut this corner lot, it took like 1.5 hrs to cut, 3 big plastic bags of grass to haul, and then ferted the lawn. all the while, every 20 min or so she would come out offering me a drink of ice tea. i get done and go home, phone rings, "this is mrs. jones, you were hear for quite a while, but why didn't you cut the grass, i paid you...." i said , "look, i did cut the grass , what are you talkin about? " she said, "well it doesn't look cut. how short did you cut it?" i said," 3 inches." she says ok, and we hang up. an hour later she calls, " i measured the grass, it's definitely more than 3 inches, why are you saying you cut it if you didn't? i thought you were kind of cheap, if you want more money, i'll give you more, is that what u want.?" i'm like, "listen, i got 3 huge bags of grass, they are still in my truck, u want to see them? you watched me the whole time, what did you think i was doing walking around with that lawn mower?" she says, "i think you were walking around, without the blades on." i said, "why on earth would i do that?" she says, "i don't know , but, can u come back and really cut it this time?" i said , "look, it's cut, goodbye." and i hang up. she calls again, " i don't know what i'm gonna tell my husband. he's gonna measure the grass, and when he sees it's not cut, he's gonna want to know why. he's gonna be mad, can i tell him to just call you?" i'm like, "listen, LEAVE ME ALONE! you are nuts!!!! do not call back!!!!" phew. screw ball for sure. were u ever accused of not cutting?