The next customer that just wants to help me Ill quit on the spot. I arrived at a customers house today to find most of the back yard turf dead! The customer had a beautiful back yard: the grass was lush and thick and the garden has more beautiful plants than you can shake at stick at. Last week, while mowing his yard he came outside to greet (interrupt) me and asked me what type of odd looking grass is growing among his fescue and Bluegrass. It appeared to be a type of Johnson grass. There were about 20-30 strands. I told him that one my next visits that I would paint the Johnson grass with Round Up by simply using an artist brush. It wouldn't taken me more than a few minutes. Since last week he sprayed Round Up on the Johnson grass then tracked it though most of the lawn. Now the entire back yard turf about dead. The dumb sh*t used a 1 gallon sprayer, too. Next year Im going to add a new category to my financial program called STUPIDITY. And they are going to pay it!