Here's one for you to laugh at. OK, so I hired a guy a few weeks ago. He is "all that", so he thinks. He was hired as a worker who has to be able to drive, and was told that his driving record would be checked. Then a week later, his driving record was too bad to allow him to drive my vehicles. He asked if I could keep him on until I found someone new. I needed help, so I told him it would be very temporary. Well, he couldn't keep up with us. He just dragged his feet at everything we did, for being "all that". Finally, when we were finishing up a cleanup, I guess he was done, because he got in the truck and sat for 10 minutes as we finished up. When we got back in to the shop, I let him go. 2 weeks later, he called me and left me a voice message. He apoligized for the way he did things and the things he said when we parted ways. Then.... he asked me if I would say that he was layed off because of lack of work, when the unemployment office calls me. Things are tough, and he needed to file, and that is what he told them. Guess what buck-o. I don't lie for anyone. And why would I do that when it is going to cost me money. He doesn't even qualify through me, since he only worked 4 weeks, and might have averaged 25 hrs a week. Can you believe he had the nerve to ask me that? I'm not even going to call him back. I've recorded the voice mail, and documented his payroll records. What a Shmuck! Ah, I laugh at people sometimes. It's amazing what they try to pull over. I tried to give him a chance, and he couldn't do it. Now he wants more. When do I get more?