If you've never had employees AND you do all the work yourself, then this may be a true test whether or not you ever want any.
Here is how it works:
- Put an ad in the paper and wait for the calls. Answer each call and tell each person to come in for an interview (give a time and date).
- Some will show, some will not. Out of those who show, each one will tell you exactly what you want to hear and each one is (according to them) the absolute BEST worker in the whole wide universe. So, tell each one of them to show up Monday morning at 8am.
- Come monday morning, you will have your one employee. If per chance more than one shows up, you can usually make the final decision at this time based on some criteria. If you ARE unable to make this choice, send them both out and see which one does better... Who knows, you might actually end up with TWO employees.
It's not a joke, just another game of numbers and the usual bs.