Here is a classic story....I cut alot of grass and I try to group my schedule so everything is close together so I dont have to drive alot, so on this one particular street I mow 8 yards and these are all very small easy yards. I can do them all in 2hrs or so. But there is this one old woman that I have been cutting her grass for years now so asks me a few weeks ago to cut her hedges. As much as I hate cutting hedges, I have become quite good at shaping them and what not. So last week I cut her hedges and she isnt home. Ok no problem Ill just get my money when I cut her grass this coming Monday. Now I know this lady and I know she can be a pita. So after I get done cutting her grass she asks me how much I owe her. I say 45 for the hedges and 25 for todays mowing. She makes his strange face and goes into the house. She comes back out and hands me the money. Then shes like this way to expensive for hedges, and the hedges dont even look good. I said what is wrong with them? She goes "you see this dead spots and holes on them?" I said well your yews here are 40yrs old there are going to be some dead spots its pretty much unavoidable. Then she proceeds to tell me that the guy across the street hedges look wonderful and very professional. I was like well I cut those ma'am. Shes like no you dont, I said yes I do, every year I cut this old man's hedges. Shes like no I have seen him do them. I said well maybe you saw him do them 20 years ago, now the man is in his upper 80's and on oxygen. Believe me I cut his hedges. She looked at me and was like I dont know, I still think you overcharged me. Im like well maybe you better just cut the hedges from now on. I charged more then reasonable fee, if you think its to high then dont ask me to do them. God some people are so insane! She likes the neighbors across the street better, WTF Biatch I did those too!