Funniest comment

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  1. site

    site LawnSite Member
    Messages: 168

    Last storm some lady said to one of my guys "Oh thank god you're here I gotta get to the mall".
  2. plowking35

    plowking35 LawnSite Bronze Member
    from S.E. CT
    Messages: 1,687

    My funniest comment was from a condo we plow, and after a 15" storm in Feb we pushed the piles back. They refused payment stating that even tho it was Feb 10 we would'nt have any more large snow storms. Well on March 6-7-8 we recieved over 18" of snow at that account, and I had a check in hand friday.
  3. MusGuy

    MusGuy LawnSite Member
    Messages: 41

    I get a call for a residential and I am walking the driveway and looking at it, I turn around and this man... is sitting in my truck. I asked if I could help him and he said " Now show me how I run this thing, so I can use it." I laughed and he gave me a funny look, he was not kidding, he thought he rented the thing for the season.
  4. SlimJim Z71

    SlimJim Z71 LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 691

    I think my funniest came from my boss at the dealership right before we got all that snow in December...

    "Oh no, it's not going to snow. It'll all be rain."

    Needless to say he sent the parts vans scrambling for salt the very next morning...

  5. Alan

    Alan Member
    Messages: 1,185

    I pulled up to a stop sign today, had just finished up one of our condo accounts. There's this big blade thingie with snow stuck to it on the front of my truck. This woman hails me and and asks "Do you plow snow?" I was feeling like "Just a second Lady, I've got your sign around here somewhere"! She wanted me to clear her driveway that had sat for two weeks while they were on vacation. Couple inches of ice under last weeks 24" and another 5 this morning. NOT flocking likely!
  6. Kraco_1

    Kraco_1 LawnSite Member
    Messages: 63

    I was on my way home one night around 3am after plowing and I seen a car on the side of the road stuck, so i turned on my over head light and stopped to see if I could help. This guy comes out of his car screaming at me saying "What the f*** took you so long" I've been here for 2.5 hours waiting for you, you f***ing idiot. About this time he looked over at my truck and seen it wasn't a tow truck and said "oh s**t, your not the tow company are you?" I just smiled and said no I'm not. Then for however long it took me to hook up the chain and pull him out he just kept saying how sorry he was. When I got ready to leave he took my hand and put a 100 dollar bill in it and said " Please take this and I won't take it back" So I put it in my pocket and told him if he ever needs me again to just call. He said,but I don't have your number! I told him, you didn't have it this time either and I showed up. :)

  7. John Allin

    John Allin LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,488

    Kinda makes you feel good, doesn't it ??

    I was out plowing one night, and was giving the owner of a business we plow, a ride home (it was snowing real bad). Saw a car off the road in a ditch and pulled over. Dude sitting in the drivers seat with the door open. Snow had come down enough that the guy couldn't get it closed. An older gent... sober but not co-herent. We put him in my truck, and took him to the 'shelter' that had been set up for people on the interstate to stay at during the storm (that happens alot here).

    Called the next day and they told me the dude was in the hospital. Call the hospital and spoke to one of the nurses. I told them I was a neighbor inquiring as to how he was doing. They took off three fingers (frostbite) and two toes. Nurse said that some snowplower had stopped and pulled him from his car after it went off the road and took him to the shelter. Probably saved his life as he was in bad shape from hypothermia. I never told the nurse who I was. Made me feel real good about myself. Still does.
  8. Alan

    Alan Member
    Messages: 1,185


    And rightfully so!
  9. 75

    75 LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 992

    Agreed Alan - John, that's something to be proud of!

    As for "funniest comments", I learned the hard way back in December that waiting until the storm is over to plow isn't always a good idea. I managed to get my truck thoroughly stuck (my own fault) and as I was wading through the drifts toward a convenient phone pole - winch cable in one hand, chain in the other - someone pulls up in their 1/2 ton and asks "Are you stuck?"............"No, fool, I always park this way!"
  10. John story's very great, but the most funny comment is like alan said the stupid question "Do you plow snow?", is too difficult to say" Can you clean my driveway"

    I have so many stupid answer in my head each time.

    [Edited by 4 Saisons on 03-15-2001 at 02:06 AM]

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