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Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by Scenic Lawnscape, Mar 25, 2004.

  1. Scenic Lawnscape

    Scenic Lawnscape LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 288

    I got a flier on my MAILBOX today from a company called "Cheap grass cutting" offering to bag or mulch edge trim and blow for $12.00. go for it think, becuase there is no way you can make any money in size yards and olny charge $12.00 hell gas is $1.89 a gallon around here, i just thought it was funny the name that is
  2. BrianK10

    BrianK10 LawnSite Senior Member
    from usa
    Messages: 252

    Got one in my mail box last week that said "Grass Cutters - Call Randy" Thing is, he didn't put his number on it. How great.

  3. John at JDH Select

    John at JDH Select LawnSite Member
    from Indy
    Messages: 66

    I received a flyer detailing a list of negatives relating to commercial lawn mowers, such as: ruts, turf twists, uneven cuts, noise, and too great of speed. The two college guys created a list stating that 21" lawnboys are the only mowers they will put on the client's lawn and went on to explain how everyone using commercial equipment was wrecking their industry.

    I had to laugh, and ask myself; "Exactly how many (2) lawnboy crews are running around town in $50,000 rigs in my local industry.
  4. specialtylc

    specialtylc LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,656

    What? TOP GUN LANDSCAPING isnt funny.
  5. amar

    amar LawnSite Member
    Messages: 203

    Its funny to hear you say commercial mowers are noise. I was fired by a senior for having "To noise lawn mower"
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  6. GTLC

    GTLC LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 700

    yeah there is a property maintenance company here called Grass Cuts for Less. You think you will be getting a cheap deal, but you end up dropping a dime for their services.
  7. Envy Lawn Service

    Envy Lawn Service LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 11,087

    Oh man do we got ya beat here. I'll leave the Lawn Care ones out as to not offend just in case they are lurking and learning, but check these others out....
    *Husband for Hire (handyman)
    *Trenching & Boring Service
    *Ask us First! (plumbing repair)
    *Stump Grinding
    *Light Tractor & Truck Work
    *Brick, Block, Stone
    *Vinyl Replacement Windows
    *Remodeling & Repairs
    *Mobile Home Repair
    *Tree Service
    .... And my personal favorite.... Have Truck Will Haul :)

    Heck, why not just advertise
    *Illegal Income
    *Don't Pay Taxes
    *Never Been Certified
    *Can't Get licensed
    *Running From IRS
    *Not Really Professional
    *Business Not Registered
    That's all it says to me anyways when I see it in the ad or on a truck.
  8. Scenic Lawnscape

    Scenic Lawnscape LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 288

    If you know any thing about anything top gun is a fighter school in california and its motto is " to be the best of the best" and that is the way i handle business
  9. slikrick

    slikrick LawnSite Member
    from FL
    Messages: 101

    hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahaha :blob3: :blob4: :blob1:
  10. Remsen1

    Remsen1 LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,020

    Envy, Stereo-type a little?

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