Funny customer quotes

Discussion in 'Irrigation' started by jimmyburg, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. jimmyburg

    jimmyburg LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 701

    does anyone have any customer quotes, i copied this from another site, this is a example:

    Had a old lady tell me that some of the grass clipping have not been completly blown out of the flower beds and now they have started to grow. Guess I should start selling my clippings if thats the case.

    A female client asked me if I would "trim her crack".
    I knew that she meant a portion of the driveway that was cracked and had weeds growing through it but it was funny the way she said it. It took her several seconds to even realize what she had said as I was grining from ear to ear. :laugh: :laugh:
  2. jerryrwm

    jerryrwm LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,274

    Heard on the radio... It's a good thing that Gatoraid was developed at the University of Florida instead of Florida State because they would have had to call it....
    Seminole Fluid
  3. Kiril

    Kiril LawnSite Fanatic
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  4. WalkGood

    WalkGood LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,910

    "Can you make the near-head spritzing to run uphill onto the grass instead of onto the curb"?

    Messages: 18,668

    Congrats on your 1000th post Kiril.
  6. carcrz

    carcrz LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,085

    ...But you were just here last week!?!
  7. LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 8,136

    My favorite is: I dont care what you do it, just make it green, keep it green and send me the bill.
  8. gorknoids

    gorknoids LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 316

    I just received my annual firing from another "non-waterer" because his grass didn't come in. My offer to set up sprinklers didn't sway the ol' bastid. His neighbor across the street has an absolute jungle of Stetson fescue straining skyward. Yes, both yards were seeded from the same damned bag........
  9. Flow Control

    Flow Control LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,267

    Even reading that phrase pisses me off
  10. Kiril

    Kiril LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 18,335

    Didn't even notice. TY :laugh:

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