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Got this at my local extention office, thought that you would all enjoy.

Top Ten Signs That You Hired The Wrong Guy To Mow Your Lawn

10. He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag.

9. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats.

8. Stops frequently to nap inside the grass catcher.

7. Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his hands or feet.

6. You notice him shoving the last of his clothes in the mulcher.

5. He's fascinated with the details of the security system of your home.

4. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some grass clippings.

3. Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off the front of your car.

2. Turns a goat loose and tells you he will return in four weeks to collect the goat but wants you to pay him now.

1. You notice he has no toes.:D
 
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