So i go to this house, in law apt around back, older German guy comes out heavy accent. His son that built the house had hired me, lawn is newly overseeded, so i am putting down starter fert in the back dimension out front on est lawn etc. Anyway guy says what are you doing here, i explain he looks at me strangely. Now i want to preface this, i am very American, very white, truck driver tan on my arms. My point is that i could never be confused as being Hispanic. He says are you an undocumented illegal worker, It was hard to understand thru his heavy accent, i say excuse me sir? he says it again, I say no sir I am very much American, he says thats what they all say. I say sir I was borne in this country so were my parents, he says you cant be Americans wont do this kind of work, then he broke into laughter, turns out the guy that hired me is friends with one of my friends unbenounced to me.