i actually thought at first, it was one of you guys playing a joke on me. this guy calls and says, " hi, i just had a bunch of trees trimmed, and the guy left the limbs all over the place. i found out, he was arrested the next day, and i have to get this stuff out of here." i said, "ok, where do you live?" he gives me adress, and i claculate drive time, and say, "ok, we charge $125 per truckload, to load and haul. we have a standard 8ft pickup." he goes, "what? huh? that's rediculous. i'll give you $50 for the entire pickup." i say, "no, sir, we charge $125 per truckload." he says, "don't you have a chipper? " i said, "nope, we don't specialize in tree work." he said, "well, if you had a chipper, you could do it for $50." i said, "sir, you can call a chipper service, and you will see, that they start at $100 an hour, with a $150 minimum." he says, "that is rediculous. i'd never spend more than $50. i'll do it myself, it may take me a week, but, i aint spending more than $50." i said, "thanks for calling, best of luck , sir."