In the Richmond Times Dispatch (the largest paper in Virginia) one of the top stories was about a ghetto banger that was shot by the cops. Of course his family stuck up for him saying that the cops shouldn't have shot him. He had no weapon on him but apparently made a sudden movement while all 10 of the cops on hand were shouting get your hands up. He was a convicted felon and was wanted for 4 recent armed robberies. What does this have to do with lawn care you ask? Well his father stated that he owned his own lawn care business and had been working recently. Now if any of the local news carriers would post this story to their website I would love to post it so the next time one of your customers says "I can get Cletus to do it cheaper" you could pull this article out and say do your really want this child molester/bank robber/murderer/rapist/crackhead to do your lawn. And as they stand there in awe just yell "well do you????" Then charge them 2x the going rate because you look like a clean cut fellow. I just wonder if "Cletus" was paying his taxes. If not then I think they should make his parents pay them. And if he didn't keep records then they should assume that he made about $1 million. Call me calous (sp?) but if I pay them everyone else should too. Including the deceased. This may make your potential customers from hiring the thug on the corner.