Booby
No Sir it is your Birthday because you are the Biggest Fool of them All.
Now You must not have any friends or home life because with close to 4,000 posts on this forum alone when would you find time. I feel sorry for you Booby. You didn't get enough love or attention growing up. Therefore you seek that lost attention here on the internet. If anyone pays attention to you, like I did on the Post about Lbs of Nitrogen you won't let them alone.
Seek help from a professional. Spend time with your family. Find a friend that you don't annoy. Get a life.