happy lawn

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by bobbygedd, Mar 14, 2005.

  1. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
    from NJ
    Messages: 10,178

    i was given a quote over the phone from a company called happy lawn. they will do my 3,700 sq ft lawn for $35 an application x 7 apps. . they will give me a free lime if i sign up now. so i ask him, "free lime?" he said, "yup". i said, "how do you know i need lime?" he said, "well, it's part of the program." i said, " but, if my ph is balanced, and you put down lime, won't you damage the lawn?" he sits without saying a word. i say, "you should really test the soil before you put things on peoples lawn." he says, "well duhhh, of course sir, we would test the soil first." i could have had a field day with this guy, but i let him slide.
  2. rodfather

    rodfather LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 9,501

    He sounds like a few fries short of a Happy Meal bg.
  3. The Dude

    The Dude LawnSite Member
    Messages: 221

    You let him slide? Come on, you owe it to us to call him back and f... with him a bit. At least ask him about his licensing.
  4. Mo Green

    Mo Green LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,487

    What do you mean you let him slide? This isn't the BG I'm familiar with. You should have invited him over for a ride on the short bus...LOL
  5. Littleriver1

    Littleriver1 LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 811

    Lucky you, lime is cheeper then cat litter.
  6. Turfdude

    Turfdude LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,899

    Seriously, the price isn't that bad and this is how a lot of people sign new accounts. I know of a local LCO that got 250 accounts from approx 30,000 mailers when he offered free lime w/ a seasonal pre-pay for new clients only. The lime app is one of the cheapest to do, and if you can upsell some new accounts, or keep them for multiple years, its a win-win situation.
  7. SodKing

    SodKing LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,641

    This doesn't sound like the Booby we know and love...
  8. hulan2

    hulan2 LawnSite Member
    Messages: 44

    Bobby.....You are turning over a new leaf!!!!!!! :p
  9. 1MajorTom

    1MajorTom Former Moderator
    Messages: 6,073

    Just a piece of advice. If you are going to report Gedd's posts, don't follow him around and egg him on, you started it with the new material and wife comments. Don't cry when he comes back with something. All offending posts have been removed, stay away from his threads.
  10. Precision

    Precision LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,995

    Why is it that I always miss the good posts.

    Jodi, can we buy a copy of the uncensored Lawnsite. You know sort of like uncensored Howard Stern or Girls Gone Wild?

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