HELP! I've lost count of my Cylinder Index

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by Albemarle Lawn, Dec 7, 2003.

  1. Albemarle Lawn

    Albemarle Lawn LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,544


    A couple years ago on Lawnsite someone posted about cylinder index.

    What is it?

    It's a measure of your manhood based on the number of internal combustion engine cylinders under your control. If your truck has 8 then you add to it 2 for each 2-cyl piece of equipment. 1 for each 1 cylinder, etc.

    If you are 1-4 then you are a utopian or tree-hugger or something like that. I forgot all the designations.

    Back then I was at about 80 or so. Now I just don't know. I have been buying buying buying. Trucks, wide-area mower, a Caterpillar, and God knows how much Redmax stuff, etc.


  2. sildoc

    sildoc LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,925

    Sounds like you need help.

    And for only 19.95 I can do it. Please read below for help.

    Send all equiptment no matter how big or small to me. Need my address IM me. HA. :laugh:
    Have a good sunday.
  3. edrenckh

    edrenckh LawnSite Member
    Messages: 135

    You have to go to

    There you can calculate your CI and get a Certificate from the Institute of Cylinder Appreciation.

  4. bob

    bob LawnSite Platinum Member
    from DE
    Messages: 4,261

    The link doesn't work.
  5. edrenckh

    edrenckh LawnSite Member
    Messages: 135

  6. Barkleymut

    Barkleymut LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,117

    I think you just get a point for every spark plug that is installed in a motor that you own. (not spares sitting in a drawer)

    Anyways mine is a 32.

    But I thought it would be fun to calculate how many HP I own. So far I've thought of 475, I'm sure I'm forgetting one or two little engines.
  7. Phishook

    Phishook LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,143

    give your self 5 extra points for remembering that thread. that's an oldie.
  8. Albemarle Lawn

    Albemarle Lawn LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,544

    My HP:

    Chevy 383 Stoker in 2500 4x4 Suburban: 375 HP
    Stock suburban 1500: 200
    Bronco: 250
    Grand Marquis: 200
    BMW: 150
    Honda Accord: 140
    Toronado: 400
    Grand Am: 180
    F150 Truck: 150
    Landcruiser V8: 325
    Ford Wagon 460: 250
    Handheld stuff: 120 (combined for all)
    Fuso Truck: 145 (diesel)
    BP Blowers Redmax EB7001 3x 4.75 = 14
    Mower, wide area: 51
    mower, Gravley 27
    mower, Gravely 27
    mower, Gravely 25
    mower, JD 13
    mower, JD 17
    mower, JD 17
    mower, JD 6
    mower, JD 6
    mower, JD 6
    Trac-Vac 6
    Dek Diesel Generator: 6
    Kawasaki motor 6
    Kohler: 25
    Kohler: 25
    Kohler: 27
    Aerator: 4
    Pressure Washer: 13
    Spare Chevy 350 motor: 250

    So far that's 3,481 HP!!!
  9. Albemarle Lawn

    Albemarle Lawn LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,544

    3,481 + 54 (diesel 3.0 liter) = 3,535 HP:gunsfirin
  10. rock

    rock LawnSite Member
    from V.A.
    Messages: 37

    Barkleymut i have almost that much h.p. in one truck. It's a 2001 ford lightning. Stock it was 380 supercharged h.p. and 450 lb/ft of torque(gas also,not diesel) It has probably about 425 at the rear wheels now(about 475 at the fly-wheel). I have about 900 h.p. to my name out of 3 vehicles.

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