How does Santa do it???

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by Ol'time Lawncare, Dec 17, 2004.

  1. Ol'time Lawncare

    Ol'time Lawncare LawnSite Senior Member
    from NJ
    Messages: 497

    I my -self believe in Santa, so with that said, how would he get that new Ex-mark walk behind down my chimnny, will he bring helpers, will he leave it in the back yard, i don't even think the roof would hold the weight, what are you getting from Santa, do you believe in him?
  2. fga

    fga LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,449

    In all seriousness............ i debated some people about a year ago on the belief in santa clause... and won! :cool: just depends how you argue your point. i do believe in santa.
  3. pjslawncare/landscap

    pjslawncare/landscap LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,410

    I just happen to know that Santa & his helpers are very good mechanics and not too bad of a business person at that. What he did last year for me was bring my Leso to my roof top in pieces and assemble it in my living room. Why he even offered to come back in the spring and help me mow with it. The best part came when he handed me his pipe and offered a few hits :D
  4. Richard Martin

    Richard Martin LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 14,699

    You guys pay like, no attention do you? It is well known that Santa has a magic bag that all of the gifts go into.
  5. Ol'time Lawncare

    Ol'time Lawncare LawnSite Senior Member
    from NJ
    Messages: 497

    i did some investigation on it today and i found out that Santa use a special kind of picxy dust to shink things up so they fit though doors, chimneys, ect. hope he can handle my present!
  6. out4now

    out4now LawnSite Bronze Member
    from AZ
    Messages: 1,796

    Santa is the head honcho, he doesn't have to make anything fit, he makes the elves do it and just takes the credit. :p
  7. fga

    fga LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,449

    on further brainstorming, i've come to question whether or not Santa is a scrub. he totally undercuts the toys stores... and probably doesn't have comp.
    doesn't even own a work truck, a damn sleigh.
    what a low baller.. ruining the industry.
  8. walker-talker

    walker-talker LawnSite Platinum Member
    from Midwest
    Messages: 4,771

    I think it was either Cheech or Chong that said he posses some kind of "magic dust".
  9. tiedeman

    tiedeman LawnSite Fanatic
    from earth
    Messages: 8,745

    finally someone with some common sense. Martin hit it right on the head. If your Santa doesn't have a magic bag at all, then he is a "SCRUB"
  10. Expert Lawns

    Expert Lawns LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,660

    i need to find his stash and sprinkle a little on my girlfriends a$$.

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