I Had a Bad Dream

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by Fareway Lawncare, Jun 15, 2005.

  1. Fareway Lawncare

    Fareway Lawncare LawnSite Silver Member
    from Canada
    Messages: 2,222

    It was the Year 2008 and the Scrubs... the Unwashed and the Enviro Nuts Had Taken Over the Green Industry....

    There were No More 2Cycle Trimmers or Blowers.

    There Were No More Straight Shaft Trimmers... The Trimmer Guards and Spark Arrestor Screens had Been Permanatly Welded to the Units w/Space Age Technology.

    Single Sided Hedge Trimmers Were No Longer Produced.

    Single Drive Hydros Became the New Standard in Walks.

    The Metro 26" Replaced the Proline and Metro 21"'s and Came w/an Even Bigger Bag.

    4 Mix and 4 Stroke Blowers Had to Work Hard at Being Lighter instead of More Powerful.

    I Woke up in a Cold Sweat...Logged into Lawnsite and Was Deep inside the Matrix.
  2. kc2006

    kc2006 LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,443

    step away from the drugs...log off the internet....pick up the gun, and have fun

    I had a dream that my SCS (stair climbing system) broke on my mower today. LMAO I'm still laughing at that stuff!
  3. lawnandplow42

    lawnandplow42 LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 508

    hey man, um, what have you been smokin?

    lol j/k
  4. MercyMe

    MercyMe LawnSite Member
    Messages: 38

    Now that's funny!

    Fareway is a mess.
  5. Runner

    Runner LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 13,497

    Now that there's funny....I don't care WHO ya are! :laugh:
  6. DLS1

    DLS1 LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,618

    Isn't it lights out yet in that Canadian prison your stuck in. :D
  7. HighGrass

    HighGrass LawnSite Bronze Member
    from Z5 MA
    Messages: 1,237

    Scrubs and the unwashed? My advise...move farther south. Stop watching government subsidized TV. And finally, and this is the most important, put down the crack pipe.
  8. StealthDT

    StealthDT LawnSite Member
    Messages: 97

    I had a worse dream.........I dreamed your shift key broke and you came to my house to use the PC.
  9. Eddie B

    Eddie B LawnSite Senior Member
    from gone
    Messages: 859

    hah !
  10. rodfather

    rodfather LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 9,501

    Don't worry Kelvin. Pretty soon your 3 week season will be here. That should make ya happy I bet...

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