i have got to be the bravest guy on lawnsite.com

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by David Hartzog, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. David Hartzog

    David Hartzog Banned
    Messages: 531

    the following is an explaination of a thread from the tell your story forum.
    this is an answer to the question "is this for real" everyone thru out this site asks me.

    why does everyone think i am joking? have you put my name in the serch an read my old posts? i started Eufualas finest lawn service with a push mower and an escort! i am now Hartzog Lawn Co. i am on the internet. my wife stays at home with my 4 kids. i work my @#$ off and make $50 grand a year before taxes. yes, i pay my taxes too. my others posts sound crazy but they are true. i could sell my life story to a movie producer! i didnt know i was bi-polar. i had EXTREAM energy, like nuclear energy and sometimes i do have a meltdown. i am not a danger to society. just to my cell phone and my truck (it is all dented up from my feet kicking it. it is my punching bag) someday i will show you a photo. not a joke. Today my cell phone suffered death by crushing under truck tires. are you a joke, are you for real? am i talking to myself? anyway, my customers love me, and some of them think of me as their son. i'v gotten $100 tips and christmas bonus' and my kids get candy all the time and this is way better than having a real job. i love to make people happy by making ther yards perfect. any questions? oh by the way i got a vasectamy today. ow ow ow ow
  2. Mr Priceless

    Mr Priceless LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 412

    i believe you
  3. 1MajorTom

    1MajorTom Former Moderator
    Messages: 6,073

    I don't think you are joke, i actually know someone like this. Up times, down times, hyper at time, talks fast. I bet you are a real hoot to be around. Here's to a good season for you. :drinkup:
  4. marckxman

    marckxman LawnSite Member
    Messages: 141

    "i started Eufualas finest lawn service with a push mower and an escort!"

    Two questions. What is an Eufualas and why do they have an escort service?

    The rest is just uncomfortable.
  5. craglawnmanor

    craglawnmanor LawnSite Member
    Messages: 136

    Well, Eufaula is a city in Alabama (I know that because I graduated from Auburn University and went to school with people from the Eufaula area....WAR EAGLE!!:weightlifter: ). As for escort services in Eufaula, I don't know. I've never had to use an escort service! :p
  6. 4curbappeal

    4curbappeal LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 761

    Wow brother! Please tell more! This is better than "Joe Dirt"! Keep us posted and kick some butt this year. Good luck my man!!!!
  7. lifetree

    lifetree LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 5,369

    Are you a solo operator ? How many lawns do you have that you make $ 50 K before taxes ?
  8. robbo521

    robbo521 LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 601

    only in good old Alabama!
  9. rodfather

    rodfather LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 9,501

    the bi-polar part makes sense :laugh:

    TURFLORD LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 834

    Don't tell anyone about the little voices that only you can hear. Keep that to yourself.:)

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