I'd be happy if...

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by rodfather, Jul 11, 2003.

  1. rodfather

    rodfather LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 9,501

    I'd be happy if...

    1. PITA customers left me alone.
    2. There was no such thing as an account receivable.
    3. Equipment only broke down after you were finished (LOL).

    Any others you can think of???
  2. mrbenfer

    mrbenfer LawnSite Member
    from Iowa
    Messages: 136

    it only rains just enough to keep things green and never when i'm working! :eek:

    I never had to deal with checks/money/book keeping in general!
  3. kickin sum grass

    kickin sum grass LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 628

    I won the lottery and married a super model!!!!
  4. Live4Mowin'

    Live4Mowin' LawnSite Member
    Messages: 203

    I had 20 more accounts:)
  5. LawnsRUsInc.

    LawnsRUsInc. LawnSite Senior Member
    from midwest
    Messages: 916

    If employees were always on time

    If customers wouldn't tell you how to do landscaping correct

    If employees would take there time (my employees seem to always be running, and trying to finish the job quicker so they can impress me, but then we end up going there again to fix it)

    If i didn't have to pay taxes

    If my trucks and equipment would clean itself.

    If every lawn was on the same street

    If there was no trimming

    If i didn't have to work on my days off

    If bills would pay them self

  6. Blades would sharpen themselves,
    mowers would gas themselves,
    electric clutches lasted forever,
    stripes were always straight,
    you could cut 16 inch tall grass and make it look like you cut 4 inch grass at 3 inches.
    you never ran out of trimmer line,
    People always paid on time .
    I had ground effects on my ZTR,:p
    and if I had have got those 35000 accounts that a scrub got for half my price.
  7. nelbuts

    nelbuts LawnSite Bronze Member
    from SW, FL
    Messages: 1,053

    If I won the lottery!!
  8. proenterprises

    proenterprises LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,296

    I wish that.............

    trimmers never ran out of line and never needed to be refuled.

    Is is a pain in the --- to always have to run back to the truck in the middle of an acct. to refill the tank or wind more line in :rolleyes:
  9. Expert Lawns

    Expert Lawns LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,660

    .............. if I had a drivers license
  10. KenH

    KenH LawnSite Bronze Member
    from CT
    Messages: 1,622

    My 'To do' list would mysteriously be down to zero.

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