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im too sexy for your lawn?

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by bobbygedd, Nov 20, 2002.

  1. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
    from NJ
    Messages: 10,178

    a little off topic, but....u guys ever have a problem with like a jealous husband or boyfriend accusing u of providing more than just lawn care, while they are at work?
  2. bommaritro

    bommaritro LawnSite Member
    Messages: 151

    Hell I am hot:blob2: :blob2::blob2: I am a 6'2" 280lbs fat bearded Italian. I have the women drooling all over me all day long.

    In my dreams at least.:D :D :D

    Nope never have had to worry about this.

  3. Darb

    Darb LawnSite Member
    Messages: 182

    Just smile, wink, and tell him you are gay.:laugh: Or since that little accident with the chain saw, you haven't even thought about sex. Or tell him you only like attractive women.
  4. crawdad

    crawdad LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,938

    Nope, ain't got caught yet.
  5. Gravely_Man

    Gravely_Man LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,075

    Bobby, You are scaring me again. I hope this is just a question and not a problem you have faced recently. There are worse things that could happen such as getting caught providing more then full service lawn care;)

  6. cos

    cos LawnSite Addict
    Messages: 1,253

    I think there would be 2 reponses to that!
  7. stslawncare

    stslawncare LawnSite Bronze Member
    from DE
    Messages: 1,484

    nah no problem with that yet.
  8. crazygator

    crazygator LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,048

    No problem here either. Of course my wife is always standing guard at the truck with the shotgun.....I wonder if that has anything to do with it? :D

    Bobby, please do not give the wink deal. You might GET more service than you are GIVING......LOL
  9. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
    from NJ
    Messages: 10,178

    sorry to scare you, but things like this come to mind when i have too much time to think. i was just thinking about my younger days(waaaay back then, i was to some people, considered good looking) . i had a new client , whos wife called about service, i went and spoke with her, and we were on for weekly service(lawncutting only!) . anyway, after about the first month, this guy starts coming home "for lunch", everytime we are there cutting. i start chatting with him, and mentioned that he has a pretty lenient schedule to be able to come home for lunch. anyway, after repeated conversations, this guy says, "ok, im gonna level with you. i feel a bit uncomfortable having u around my wife when im not here." im like, "dude, i aint gonna hurt her." so he explains , "its not that, its just , look at you! u look like u spend hours in the gym every day, my wife is very attracted to you!.". so, after i finish laughing my butt off, i tell him that i will switch him to a saturday schedule to make us both feel more comfortable. finished the season, he never replied to any of my renewel notices............
  10. crazygator

    crazygator LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,048


    That was then, this is now......WAKEUP! :D

    Dude must have a very unstable relationship with his wife. Or maybe the fact that he saw you leaving everyday on his way home could be another reason...;)

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