After dealing with every moron in the state of GA, I've compiled this list of expectations that each employee will have to abide by at the beginning of the day or I'll send them packing. I'm not wasting any more money on crap! Johnnys 10 House Rules 1. Dont say you have experience when you dont. Itll show and Ill send you home. 2. Always have lunch money and something to drink - Im not your mother. 3. Expect to work from sunup to sundown. If you cant, let me know and youll be replaced. 4. NO SMOKING!!! I dont smoke and dont want my truck smelling like smoke. I want to promote a positive image. 5. Never, ever stand and watch me work. There is always something to do on a job. If you finish with a machine, start pulling weeds or do something - youre being paid by the hour so you should be working. 6. Dont worry about how many breaks I take!!! Ive been doing this for 28 years and thats why Im the boss and have earned these breaks. In 28 years when youre the boss, you can take that many breaks too. 7. Treat each job with the utmost care. If you see trash, pick it up. If you see a weed, pull it - use common sense!!! 8. Youre entitled to a 15 min. break in the morning, 15 in the afternoon, and a 30 min. lunch. You will be docked for the lunch break only. You can take short water breaks throughout the day but youll need to get back to work as soon as possible. 9. USE COMMON SENSE!!!! 10. If you have a problem with Johnnys 10 House Rules, just remember, the unemployment line is very long.