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Joke :-)

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by Gr grass n Hi tides, Jun 10, 2003.

  1. Gr grass n Hi tides

    Gr grass n Hi tides LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,020

    One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his
    limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.

    He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

    "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
    "Oh, come along with me then."
    "But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
    "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
    "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
    "Bring them as well!"
    They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
    Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
    The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall."
  2. Keith

    Keith LawnSite Gold Member
    Messages: 3,979

  3. THAT is SOOOOOO funny, LOL!!!

    I'm gonna remember that one forever, hehe.
  4. lawncare3

    lawncare3 LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,981


    :p :p
  5. crazygator

    crazygator LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,048


    So does that mean they bit off more than they could chew?.....LOL!
  6. Gr grass n Hi tides

    Gr grass n Hi tides LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,020

    My Mother emailed me this one & I got a kick out of it!!
  7. fatboy5803

    fatboy5803 LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 330

    Very Good !! I liked that one....

    Lou :cool:
  8. Westbrooklawn

    Westbrooklawn LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 427

    Typical Lawyer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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