Let's have some fun since most of us are on slack time. Tell what you would like to do to some of our most obnoxious customers ie;slow&nopayers,talkers,cheapstakes,dogpoop yard owners, or what have you. No death scenerios please. You may include true cases of revenge if you wish. This is a true revenge story from last season. An acct I purchased that was to cheap to start dumped me because they found someone cheaper. It was a C-store with lots of banners and junk to mow around. I swung in one day for a pop one time and seen the new mower guys with their worn out sears mowers just as I arrived and witnessed the owner paying this crud a ten dollar bill out of the till . Pretty good for two guys for a half hours work huh! Well the wheels started turning . The next saturday i got up at five a.m. and at six am. drove to this store in my unmarked suv with my fertilizer spreader and 3 20# sacks of ammonium sulfate. The store was open but no owners . I pulled up like I was supposed to be there unloaded my spreader and applied all the fertilizer to the 4k sq ft lawn. Yes there was some burn but not much and I enjoyed watching this deep ,lush, dark green turf mowed for the next few weeks because the guys were usually there when I was heading home late Friday afternoons. Stopped once to enjoy the show. The sad part here is that I don't feel bad for doing this nor embarassed for telling god knows how many people.