check it out and tell me what you think, and feel free to be honest.
Ok. I will. ;-)
First thing, pop-up ads are BAD! Annoying as heck. Find another place to host this site without pop-up ads.
URL is too long. When you get the $, get your own domain. They aren't all THAT expensive. About $35 to get the domain name and I know people who can host the site for you on a reliable server for about $10 a month.
The main page needs some text and a picture. It is very plain.
Oh! It gets worse!!! Pop-ups continue every time you click on one of the hyperlinks. As a potential customer, I am going to leave this site as quick as possible if this continues....
periodic butchering of all shrubs and hedges
What the heck is that??? I don't know if I'd want my hedges "butchered". That doesn't sound good.
Ok, I get it. The butchering thing was humor. Kinda like the entire text in the "business hours" section.
I'd get rid of all humor like this. It comes across wrong and chances are a client isn't going to be clicking on every link to figure out you're just kidding. They'll click on one link and think, "What the heck???" and leave. It just isn't professional.
Some of the humor on the site is maybe ok. The phrase about dyeing the lawns, "green, brown, pink or yellow" is probably not very easily misunderstood. Although, personally, I'd get rid of that too. But most of the other humor on the site might not be understood as being humor and should go.
You're advertising for "dog crap removal"?? Do you guys seriously offer this service? Eek!
Our motto is half-*** at half price
Again, this is easily misunderstood and even if it is understood I am not sure I'd hire a company that had stuff like this on a web site. It just doesn't give me a feeling of professionalism.
Is the scalping the lawn and dyeing it 3 times per year really something you do? If not, that should be removed too. Again, I can't tell whether you're serious or not with all this stuff.
Honest overall opinion; Site looks pretty decent aesthetically (except for the lack of any text or pictures on the main page). But most of the text needs to be redone. And obviously some pictures or graphics need to be introduced throughout the web site.
As it is now, the site is little more than a gimmick and if it's goal is to actually attract new business, I am not sure it would accomplish that goal very well.