"hey boss, can I borrow $400.00"? (asked day 2 of employment) "hey boss, are you going to party tonight" " i have to pace myself, i got stabbed in the lung 6 years ago" "I'm mad because my girlfriend pawned my playstation" "can you pick me up and drop me off every day?" "do i get paid thru lunch"? Guy is 23 with two kids. a real winner i got this time.