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One-upping Fimco-Meister

Discussion in 'Irrigation' started by Mad Estonian, Jun 21, 2007.

  1. Mad Estonian

    Mad Estonian LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 280

    I just got myself the latest in ocular plant-stress detection, for a fraction of the price FM paid. The real kicker with these babies is they also have a built-in device that boosts your olfactory senses, thus enabling the wearer to actually SMELL highly stressed plants and turf. AND there's even a patented bristle system that is TOUCH-SENSITIVE to plant stress! I tell you, this is one amazing product, I'm hoping to acquire the local distribution rights. http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=241
     
  2. FIMCO-MEISTER

    FIMCO-MEISTER Banned
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  3. FIMCO-MEISTER

    FIMCO-MEISTER Banned
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    By the way you smarty pants. Those glasses are a great ice breaker with hot women.
     
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    FIMCO-MEISTER Banned
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  5. PurpHaze

    PurpHaze LawnSite Fanatic
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    LOL... I can see where there would be tremendous advantages to this system over the one FM uses. :laugh:

    I also believe that these will work well for the sexual satisfaction of your wife/girlfriend/significant other... especially if you upgrade to the vibrating eyebrows model. :)
     
  6. FIMCO-MEISTER

    FIMCO-MEISTER Banned
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    Henry so ably demonstrates the usefulness of the flora stress detection glasses while checking for permanent wilting point readings.

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  7. Wet_Boots

    Wet_Boots LawnSite Fanatic
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    Nice shades. What make is the yellow gizmo?
     
  8. CAPT Stream Rotar

    CAPT Stream Rotar LawnSite Fanatic
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    RP-I'm sorry but i have to ask is this really worth the investment?

    and what exactlly is going on buddy??????

    signed,

    Clueless in NEW ENGLAND(where all the cool toys come late)
     
  9. FIMCO-MEISTER

    FIMCO-MEISTER Banned
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    If ya can't laugh you're in the wrong business.
     
  10. FIMCO-MEISTER

    FIMCO-MEISTER Banned
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    It's a Lincoln. Ordered it through Forestry Supplies. Recommended by none other than our own ML.
     

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