Patio nother landscaper built

.....a local guy who shall remain nameless built this patio....we had to check it out....

 

Don't let Mbella see that trip step...

EDIT: On further consideration, is every step a different height???

 

who said pavers had to be straight..........

 

trippy would be impressed.......I guess the house was crooked....

 

Yes...every step has a different rise....
you cant see it that well in the next pic but the patio paver's are waaaaay crooked. Funny thing is the guy is currently offering 20% off all landscaping services...

 

That is awesome. Come on Kotoo, admit it, that's one of the first jobs you ever did.

 

i think you will have to build a bridge in pic 3 so they can get to the house if it rains. thats if they dont kill them self from pic 1

 

C'mon Mike...I cant install this good on a good day. Maybe I can get his number so you can use it on your website.

 

That's bad, but unfortunately, I've seen a lot worse. My neighbor's hardscape is AWFUL. The sad part is they paid a fair price and the guy was recommended by the local EP Henry dealer. One of these days I'll sneak over and take some pics.

One day when the contractor was working on my neighbor's hardscape, I was mowing and I stopped to say hello. He was loading pavers onto his truck. I said," Are they extra pavers?" He said, "No. I mark them here and then I take them home and cut them." I was thinking, wtf? I just said,"Oh." They're out there.

 

Those steps cant be up to code.What's the deal with that garage corner,looks awfull.As well as the DIIIIPPPP in the walkway.