Peeing in the bushes pays!!!

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by JimLewis, Feb 21, 2002.

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  1. Charles

    Charles Moderator Staff Member
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  2. 65hoss

    65hoss LawnSite Fanatic
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    Jim, make sure the guys know about this before they do the work. Let them know there is no tolerance for anything else stupid on this property. It would be real hard to handle the situation if she sees anything else embarrassing. Not to mention all the people she would tell.
  3. osc

    osc LawnSite Senior Member
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    Please, no water sports.
  4. HOMER

    HOMER LawnSite Gold Member
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    Heck, if they caught me they would feel so sorry for me I'd get all kinds of work.

    "Hey............PEE WEE, need some work round here"................:cry:

    Talk about embarrasment:rolleyes:
  5. kutnkru

    kutnkru LawnSite Silver Member
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    You could have given her some Cok-a-mammey story about prepping to test the urea content in lawns curbside that you have treated to guard against damage from the neighborhood dawgs.

    Proceeded to dig yourself deeper by explaining that it was simply part of a time trial to test this "product". Afterall her property had not been treated as her neighbors had been and you needed similar test subjects in various neighborhoods.

    Then you could have hooked the bait and told her that if the results were favorable, when you offer this plan to clients as an "add-on" to your Lawn Programs next year she can get her first year free for being a "Test Subject".

    Nahhh, I didnt think they'd buy it out West either -LOL!!!

    Well its good to hear that something positive came from the truth. ;)
  6. awm

    awm LawnSite Gold Member
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    i think u are lucky u found out about what this employee would do.thats as bad as ive heard of and theres no telling what else he might have done.i can sympathise with his needs ,but he can do better than that.
  7. lawncare3

    lawncare3 LawnSite Bronze Member
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    LOL LMAO I coulden't stop laughing.
  8. mike9497

    mike9497 LawnSite Senior Member
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    oh please com`on guys.if i was her i would tell everyone and there time i was over a friends house and he had to go number 2 bad.he came running out of his pool and his wife wouldn't let him in until he was dry.well he couldn't hold it any longer.busted through the screen slider ran into the house dropped his shorts in the hall way about 10 ft from the bathroom in there and missed the CAN by 2 lol.
    it was a nice long size piece,but man i wasn't going to pick it lol.didn't mean to gross you guys out but you would of been LYAO if you were here.i told everyone about it even my lol
  9. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
    from NJ
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    man, y did u fire the guy? should have given him a raise. but really, if he had to go, he had to go. today i peed in a parking lot. came out of the establishment, it was freezing cold out, and i left the headlights on. so the battery was dead. couldnt find anyone to give me a jumpstart, could not hold it anymore, so i peed.
  10. leadarrows

    leadarrows LawnSite Senior Member
    from N/A
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    One more reason I love owning my own business. No one can fire
    me for something this stupid. I guess he should have peed his paints in your truck. :(
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