PITA Bread - Money you get from a PITA customer who finally pays up after making you redo everything 5 times. PITA Pocket - Something that is nearly impossible to get into because PITA customers are so tight fisted. PITA Sandwich - Having two clients right next door to one another who are both PITAs and they are both griping at you at the same time. PITA & Humus - A PITA customer who complains that the new planting compost you brought in for her annuals doesn't have enough humus in the soil. Chicken PITA - a PITA customer who is afraid to tell you their rediculous complaints in person so they have to do it in a rude letter. Organic PITA - A customer who insists that you treat her lawn using completely "green" and organic methods. No gas powered equipment. No chemicals. Just likes everything to be au' naturale. AKA Granola PITA or Whole Wheat PITA.