A Preacher was riding a bicyle down the street when he came up on a boy trying to sell a Murry push mower. Preacher said, son will you trade me this bicycle for that lawn mower. Boy said it's a deal. The boy rode off and the preacher started trying to crank the mower but it would not crank. He hollered at the boy and told him to come back. The boy pulled up and the preacher told him you gipped me, this mower want crank. The boy said mister you've got to cuss it to make it crank. The preacher said son I am a Babtist preacher and have not cussed in 30 years, I've probable forgot how to cuss. The boy said Mister, keep pulling on that cord, it will come back to ya.