I just did a cleanup for this old lady who can't drive, and can barely see or hear. As I was writing some information down she muttered something about her age, and then said "It's hell being old". Then an old man who I did a lawn estimate was talking with me and I mentioned that I graduated college last year (the same college he retired from) and he then asked if I was married. I said "no" then he said "well how did you escape"!!! Just though those were funny. Anyone else have good quotes from people on the job?