Reasons Why I Can't Work Today...

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by LAWNS AND MOWER, Jan 29, 2004.


    LAWNS AND MOWER LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,129

    OK guys, I'll admit it, it's that time of year and I'm really bored! I'll get it started.........

    Because The Price Is Right comes on in 15 mins......
  2. impactlandscaping

    impactlandscaping LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,332

    I need to practice hitting the snooze button on my new alarm clock for Monday mornings come spring....<a href='' target='_blank'><img src='' border=0></a>
  3. sildoc

    sildoc LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,927

    hmmmm an oldie. kid is sick?
    dog ate my home work?
    Hell I done wana!
    me car wont start.
    me feet wont go.
    me well wife says no!
    I I I I I I am I am sick?

    and the number one answer is????
    We will see when pg 5 comes out.
  4. tiedeman

    tiedeman LawnSite Fanatic
    from earth
    Messages: 8,742

    that reminds of a guy that I hired on part time last year. He was just fired from his job and he wanted some extra cash for his pockets. I decided to stick him into doing landscaping maintenance. After the first day he told me he was done. I just thought he meant he was done for the day. But what really floored me was he said, "I just don't want to work anymore.....ever." Totally blew me away!
  5. impactlandscaping

    impactlandscaping LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,332

    I can't work today because I've got better things to do...<a href='' target='_blank'><img src='' border=0></a>
  6. impactlandscaping

    impactlandscaping LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,332

    A friend of mine who is an LCO as well hired this guy a few summers ago. Kinda big guy, anyhoo, he makes one pass up an incline on a residential yard walking behind a 48" Bobcat, comes back down and tells Tim -" This is harder than I thought.I'm done.." Then he wants Tim to drive him back to the shop(10 mins. away each direction) to go home.Tim tells him he cannot leave the crew to run him back, and he should call a cab or something.A week later he has the cajones to call Tim and want paid for 1 hour! It never ceases to amaze me with some people.I always get the guy applying who "needs 3-400.00 up front to fix his car so I can get to work" or " I need an advance and I 'll work extra hours for free if you can pay me for the first week now" ...Get a life,geesh...
  7. olderthandirt

    olderthandirt LawnSite Platinum Member
    from here
    Messages: 4,898

    I had a guy make it to lunch, we all sit down to eat and he cracks open a Bud to wash it down with. Not bad for the 1st day 4 hrs.

  8. Norm Al

    Norm Al LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,224

    ...because the wife lost the keys to the handcuffs last night?
  9. LB Landscaping

    LB Landscaping LawnSite Bronze Member
    from Maine
    Messages: 1,309

    It's too cold out there!!!!

    TREEGODFATHER LawnSite Member
    Messages: 203

    "My fish died, I can't make it in."
    (No kidding... I got that one last year!)

    "Is this kind of work ALWAYS this hard?"
    "I'm all done. Pine pitch gets your hands too icky."

    "I'm too drunk to come in"
    (At least he's honest)

    "Yo boss, I met this really FINE ho last nite, and we ended up at her place, and if saw what i was looking at right now..."

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