I saw the Slogans post below and it seemed lengthy so i figured i would start a similar post. I have a great slogan for somebody...Don't be an a$$, let us cut your grass. This slogan actually comes with a story I had a relative who was an artist and i went to his house one day and i saw a painting that caught my eye. As i looked closer i saw a donkey pushing a lawnmower and i became very interested and asked him about it. He told me that one day he got bored after cutting his grass and wanted to paint and he said that he always felt like a jacka$$ cutting the grass so he painted exactly that an a$$ cutting grass. So i was talking about it with him one day and we came up with the slogan below!